Finally A Song That Says It All

June 24th, 2009 by Jules Leave a reply »
I have issues. If you ever listen to my radio show at 9 pm PT on Fridays or have read my blogs, you may have some idea of these issues. Not only does my list of 3 include Optimus Prime, Data and Superman but I get this really weird perverse pleasure from David Hasselhoff. My perverse pleasure in that area doesn’t end there but we will begin here. If I am in a foul mood, I watch a David Hasselfhoff video and I get all stupid and giddy and jumpy and warm and fidgety and all kinds of stupid happiness.

Well tonight on America’s Got Talent (shush, its my guilty pleasure) there was this guy. His name is David Johnson. And he wrote this song which pretty much sums it all up:

OMG! I. CANNOT. STOP. WATCHING! Oh man, if you could only watch me watch this video or any other Hoff video. Just what I need, another thing to obsess over.

Now here is where it gets even more “odd”. I get the same stupid giddy warm fuzzy jumpy fidgety feelings when I listen to a William Shatner song and watch his cheezy ass. I think I just love cheezy asses. The cheezier and the campier, the better. I LOVE this cheezy, campy, sexy, awesomeness of The Hoff and Shatner so much, during all of my Geeky Pleasures shows I play at least a Shatner and Hoff song. And I explode every single time, no matter how many times see them or hear them.

One of my geeky wishes in life is this: That

AND

star in a movie together. Not seperate cameos like in “Dodgeball”, but actually starring opposite each other in a movie. That would be AWESOME! I don’t know if my brain could handle the AWESOME! I think it may even deserve a HAWESOME!





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5 comments

  1. Strife says:

    That song was straight amazing. Best part of that song…

    "I saw Wedding in Paradise….2.

    What the hell were you thinking dude…David Hasslehoff."

    Pure Epic.

  2. Jules says:

    Seriously I am STILL watching it! *sigh* I need the audio for this by Friday!

  3. Strife says:

    BTW, I now have a blog.

    welcometothefantasyworld.blogspot.com

    It's only got an intro post, but I plan on filling it out more later today.

  4. S.A.M. says:

    I love that he strokes the Hoff's pictorial chest-hair with his finger.