Imagine my surprise (well I cannot be too surprised if you have read my previous blogs about my children) when my youngets peers around the corner and asks me, “Are you infected with nuditis?”
What? What on earth is nuditis you may be asking yourself. I know I asked my youngest that question.
Forget worrying about being bitten by a zombie and becoming a zombie yourself, there is a new virus spreading throughout the country. And the original infection started something like this:
My youngest was outside playing with his friend when one of them started to strip. My youngest pipes up, “OMG, you are infected with nudistis! Everyone run!” So the rest of the gang started to run away. The stripper caught up to one of them, tagged them and thus the second Nuditis infection started to take place.
But have no fear, there is a cure (well to an extent). If you quickly rub soap on the part of your body that was touched, it will stop the infection dead in its tracks. However, there is a catch. If you get touched a second time, there is no cure and you are stricken with this disease.
I asked my youngest, “If you get touched a second time, do you have to strip?” He looked at me like I was an idiot for not understanding this game, sighed and replied, “No mom. You have to run around and try to infect others until the whole world is infected with Nuditis!”
I thought to myself well that is good that they are not stripping while running around the streets trying to infect each other. However, if Nuditis were to really spread throughout the world with more fury than the zombie virus, I know a few people that would take the game literally.
Hmmm nude zombies drinking game anyone?
