In Which Kid2 BLOWS MY FRACKING MIND With Amazing Talent

September 22nd, 2010 by Jules Leave a reply »

I just came home from a short walk with kid2. I am not well and thought the walk, even so it really hurt, would be good for the both of us. We have some of the most amazing conversations while we are walking.

On this walk there were many hilarious moments, leading me to ask him, “Do you mind if I tweet this when we get home?” He responded, “Nope. I don’t mind at all. Then you can show the entire world how your brain fails in both hilarious and awesome ways.” One such moment of fail occurred when he was painting for me a picture, with very vivid details, of a book his class is currently reading. And then this moment:

Kid2: […] You know how there are islands off the coast of California? The island was inspired by one of those islands.

Me: Yes, I do know. Azkaban being one of those islands.

Kid2: Really? She named the prison in Harry Potter after one of those islands?

Me (bewildered): Wait. No. I meant to say Alcatraz .

Kid2: Didn’t that use to be a prison for the worst criminals?

Me: Yes.

Kid2: Well then I guess I can understand how you mixed the two up.

Throughout the walk, he kept making me laugh and telling me the most amazing stories. And the way he was telling the stories was actually a work of art and so very entertaining. In case you don’t know, when kid2 grows up, one of the many things he wants to be is a writer. He has been using his writing voice more and more while he speaks. It really is art in motion. I had told him that I need to start bringing my digital audio recorder with me when we go for walks because these conversations are just so fantabulous.

Kid2: No!

Me: Why not?

Kid2: Because you’ll post our convos on the internets and you do not have my permission for that.

Me: *sigh* Fine.

We continued our walk and that is when he blew me away even more! Aside from writing prose, he has been writing a number of songs recently. He was talking with me about his creative process and how he finds he gets his best ideas while he is alone in the morning, walking to school. How it is frustrating when noises from the outside world disrupt him when he is busy thinking and creating (this is when I said, “Now you know how I feel when you interrupt me while I’m writing and creating). And that is when it happened. He shared with me one of his unfinished raps.

This is not mother’s pride speaking when I say it is brilliant! And keep in mind, he is only 11. If he is coming up with this type of lyric at 11, he has a very amazing future ahead of him (he just finished telling me that one day I’ll be interviewing him). With a little bit of “AWWWWW PLEASE! Don’t make me beg.. PLEASE”, I was able to convince him to record this piece of awesome and let me share it with you all.

The Boy – By Kid2

Hey I’m not Dre
I’m not Slim Shady
I’m a boy who can rap
Rap stuff you can’t
Rap stuff that can run you over
As fast as you can puff

Puff the stuff your mom does
The stuff that gets you high
The stuff that lies
You know the stuff that dies
When you smoke it
It goes to your heart and strokes it
Pokes it then you’ll die

Die like how Freddy Krueger died
By Eminem, 50 cent, Dr Dre
And now I
I bye liddidy diddy die
If you don’t shut up
I might cry
Then beat your head with an extra 5

By 5 I mean an extra fist
That will come and strike your dick
Oops did I say that in a song
No no don’t take me to jail
I know I failed
Failed like Luke Skywalker ’cause
He turned to the dark side
And Leia killed him
Took him and shot him with his own gun
What a bum

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9 comments

  1. Shaddz says:

    Dude. Groom this child for a future in Nerdcore.

    • Jules says:

      DUDE! I know! He also comes up with some amazing melodies!

      I’m gonna groom him for whatever it is his heart desires!

      • Shaddz says:

        Well, when he’s old enough, I know some good nerdcore artists like Ultraklystron and Nursehella… They may be a bit dirty for your liking, but they’re local (YOUR local) and they can help him out a bit.

        Just say the word =D

        • Jules says:

          I will keep that in mind 😀

          And the I let the kid listen to Eminem. I am not worried so much about content as we talk about all the media we consume. I have told him that even if he isn’t allowed to swear, he can have characters swear as long as it isn’t gratuitous swearing.

  2. Shaddz says:

    Mannnn… I wish MY mom was as cool as you growing up. She never let me play DnD or Magic: TG or let me watch Star Trek and shit.

    She deemed it all “Of the devil”.

    Parent of the year.

  3. Heather says:

    I love your relationship with your kids. You can’t help but be proud and want to share their awesomeness (which as you say is true awesomeness, not just mom loving them) and yet you also respect when they say no. Such a perfect example for how to treat people in life in general. They have a great role model in you.